wetty the beddy

i miss my wife.

Sara

smells

Prediction: The blog after this one will stink.

it pays to pee.

During a recent pee session in the Barnes and Noble bathroom I noticed an interesting conversation scribbled on the feminine napkin disposal on the wall. (This is Steven blogging) The first person wrote "elvis costello is awesome (look him up)". The second person replied "we know who he is, do you think we're idiots?" Then the third person wrote something really stupid which is probably the best part of this story but I just realized that I forgot it. I'll update this post with the end after I get back there.

APPROACHING: texting milestone

I am proud to announce that I am close to my goal of saving 2000 text messages on my phone. In only 35 texts, I will have achieved a significant milestone.

To commemorate this occasion, I will select texts at random and post them below.

Syed, 8/28/08 - "told u it would b a woman! game on!"
Lindsey, 11/28/08 - "Whatever that is completely untrue. I'm always the one getting pooped on"
Sara, 1/1/09 - "Well i pwned a mental serial killer/cult leader and did Not eat human meatballs so i win"
Liz, 9/25/08 - "Bananas is in the car. Operation rescue monkey = success"

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sup

testing